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  -@-  -@-   -@-    -@-  -@-    -@-    -@-           -@-     -@-  -@-     -@-      -@-   -@- . . . Akse havaei az Mosabegheye Docharkhe savari dar shahre GHOM.



20soali:   jan dare?Bala
Adame? Na.
Os kole? Bale.
Khare?Nazdik shodi.
Aghl dare?Ghade pehen.
Sms mikhune?Alan bale.
Tu fekre?
Mesle sag tu fekre talafie


Lore baraye avalin bar  akhond mibine behesh mige : yani vaghean to inghadr saret  dard mikoneh                                                                                                               


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omran age lengamo
peida koni...!!



Elm sabet karde ke shekar toye ab hal mishe ?pas toye baron naro nemikham behtarin dostamo az dast bedam



mardan az nazare zanan15salegi:bozghale!
۱۸nokhale.
۲۵bahale.
۳۵end hale.
۴۵bihale.
۵۵tapale.
۶۵mochale.
۷۵tofale.
85zobale.


 ye ruz ye torke... (h  h  h ) mire... (he he he) ... (ho ho ho)... Al'an khandam gerefte ba'dan ta'rif mikonam


To ham mikhay beri? faghat to munese delam budi, faghat to fazaye khalie delam ro por   karde budi, na naro, age beri hame mifahman ke man guzidam..!!


Ye nafar shelang ab ro  royeh televizyon migire  migeh nagoftam  inja bazi nakonid


 
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miduni ina chiye?yekisho begir toye dastet.
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chiye hala  donbalam rah oftadi , nimishe behet ye salam kard



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Rozegarist dar in koche gereftare toam.ba khabar bash ke dar hasrate didare toam.gofte bodi ke tabibe dele bimare mani.pas tabibe dele man bash ke bimare toam


Jazireye delam ra baray amadanat cheraghani kardam,ama baz bahane avardi va gofti:man az ab mitarsam


Ghasam khordam hamishe ba to basham,dar in donya faghad male to basham ,agar mandi dar in donyaye ashegh,man ham be khatere to zende basham


روش هاى شیر دادن به فرزندان
مادر تهرانیه : کامى بیا مى مى.
مادر عربه : حسون تعل بستون  
مادرلره :گرگعلی بیو گیته بخر


Tanhayiam ba to ,khoshbakhtiyam ba to, mehraboniyam ba to,sakhtiyam ba to, tu sahra ba to,tu darya ba to,tu asemon ba to CHIPS JADIDE BA TU


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ta man pishi besham bokhoramet
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Sobh kifamro zadand badbakht shodam  tosh hameye zendegim bod shenasname gozarname  kartemeli 2 / 5  milyon pole naghd 14 seke tamam bahare azadi  ye shakhe nabat ye dast ayene va shamdan bande vakilam


Age az bolandi bioftam shayad namiram vali age az cheshat bioftam hatman mimiram


Geryehayam bisedast,eshghe man bientehast,rade paye ashkhayam ra begir ta bedani khaneye eshghat kojast


Sms ro vase kasi mifrestan ke azash dor bashe .man baraye to chi befrestam vaghti to ghalbami


Zendeam ba name to,pazhmordeam bi name to, hazeram par par shavam, dar mahzare didare to


Delat an kar ra ba ghalbe man kard,ke moje zelzele ba arge bam kard


Refighaye Torke Dashtan Barash Efeye Mahvare'ei Miomadan Avali Mige: Ma arab'sat Darim,Dovomi Mige: Ma Asia'sat Darim,  Torke Mige: Ma Ham ("YOBUSAT") Darim


Bar Balaya borja milad eesta karde bodam yak dafe yadam oftadam goftam yak sms barayt vil konam babinam  chetor asti khob asti dar slamati kamel bsar mibari ho


Ye sms on pain barat neveshtam bekhonesh.
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Doostiha mesle rabete dasto cheshme.Vaghti dastet zakhm mishe cheshmet gerie mikonan va vaghti cheshmet gerie mikone dastet ashkasho pak mikone Doset daram


برق میره ترکه یک قابلمه می بره درخونه لره میگه برق داری ، لره میگه همین کاراروکردی که بهت میگن خری برو ظرف پلاستیکی بیارکه برق نگیردت


Omidvaram khoshbakhti mese sag pachat0 begire.mesle susk azat bala bere.mesle angal tu vojudet bashe.mesle aghrab nishet bezane va mesle sms hamishe vasat biad


.Chandin sale ke dooset daram va hamishe dooset dashtam vali harvaght khastam be labhat nazdik besham mano ba nefrat zamin zadi. Emza: & ab damagh


Be khanomi migan chera bade 5bar ezdevaj hanoz bakerei.goft avalin shoharam rashti bod kari baham nadash.dovomish moaleme zaban bod fagat zabon mizad.sevomish tork bod migoft adam be namose khodesh tajavoz nemikone.chaharomish gazvini bod fagat az posht hal mikard.panjomiyeam khatami bod 8sal goft mikonam akharesham nakard


6-دکتر نظام وظیفه پسر لاغری را معاینه کرد و در برگه نوشت : معاف، به دلیل ضعف جسمانی پسره با خوشحالی گفت : آخ جون فوری میرم زن میگیرم دکتره نوشت : و همچنین ضعف عقلانی


Hey sms boro pishe oni ke alan daram behesh fek mikonam .
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Bad yeki bezan to saresh bargard ba ham bekhandim


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